Lady Juanita

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A now familiar approach:


DEAR SIR

REQUEST FOR URGENT CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
RE:TRANSFER OF US$31.5M US DOLLARS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

AFETR DUE CONSIDERATION WITH MY COLLEGUES I DECIDED TO FORWARD TO YOU THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL.

WE WANT A RELIABLE PERSON WHO COULD ASSIST US TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF THIRTY-ONE MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND U.S. DOLLARS ONLY (US$31.5M) INTO HIS ACCOUNT. THIS RESULTS FROM AN OVER-INVOICE BILL...

Typed in capitals, the letter goes on to offer me 30% of the money for providing the necessary assistance and ends

LET HONESTY AND TRUST BE OUR WATCHWORD THROUGHOUT THIS TRANSACTION AND YOUR PROMPT REPLY WILL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED.

BEST REGARDS, DR. OBI PATRICK.


Following on the 'Obi' theme I went to Juan (as in Obi Juan Kanobe) and then Juanita as my respondent. To add variety I added a link to Lord Vader as well.

Dear Dr Patrick,

RE: REQUEST FOR A BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP.

I read your letter with some considerable interest. but I am a little confused about whether we really are the right company to help you.

Oakbridge Estate is an old established Courgette stud.

My husband, Lord Vader, is the fifth of a long line of Vaders that has been breeding pedigree Courgettes for the elite racing families of Australia.

While most of our stock end up in the racing arena, a considerable number are sold for their fur, a much prized commodity by the cognoscenti.

Is this the sort of firm that can sensibly be dealing with a petroleum organization? Possibly not.

But, on the other hand, it does sound interesting.

Please advise me as to the viability of this business arrangement as soon as possible.

I remain, yours sincerely,

Lady Juanita Kanobe-Vader.


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