Lady Juanita

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Forget the lawyer's fees, the real sting arrives...


MY DEAR JUANITA,

ANYWAY I HAVE GONE TO SEE YOUR LAWYER TO TELL HIM THAT THE SIGNING FEES WILL NOT BE READY UNTIL TUESDAY BECAUSE OF THE PUBLIC HOLIDAYS TAKING PLACE IN YOUR COUNTRY.

PLEASE MADAM, I AM IN A FIX RIGHT NOW. THE DIRECTORS OF THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA ARE ASKING OF PRESENT FROM YOU. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT. THEY ARE FIVE DIRECTORS. COULD YOU TRY AND SEND SOME GOOD PRESENTS LIKE WRIDT WATCHES AND SUITS, SO THEY CAN PEN THEIR SIGNATURES BEFORE YOUR LAWYER WILL FINALLY SIGN HIS OWN RIGHT NOW, I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY WITH ME. AFTER BUYING OUR TICKETS WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH TO GIVE OUR FAMILIES BEFORE LEAVING NIGERIA TO AUSTRALIA.

TRY AND BUY THEM GOOD WRIST WATCHES AND SUITS. ONE FOR A LADY THE REST ARE MEN. THE SIZES OF THE SUITS ARE 44 SIZES. YOU KNOW NIGERIA BEING A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY, YOU GIVE WHAT YOU HAVE TO GET WHAT YOU WANT.

I AM VERY SORRY FOR PUTTING THIS PROBLEM AGAIN ON YOU...

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR DAUGHER WINING MISS NICE NORKS. I AM HAPPY FOR HER...


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