This was a revelation to me. It was quite clear that the Nigerians are totally out of touch with the real world. Or just totally blnded by their own greed. In this story, Lord Vader (he of the dark side of the Force) and his wife Juanita have retired to western Victoria to raise pedigree stud courgettes (zucchinis, to some people). One day they receive a letter asking them to help in a business transaction. Now read on...