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Where Davies Okafor reaffirms his love of his country and requests that John Smith find him a white girl to marry.


ATTN: JOHN SMITH, RAN (RET)

THANKS FOR THE BANK PARTICULARS AND BE ASSURED THAT BY MONDAY NEXT WEEK I WILL SUBMIT IT TO THE MINISTRY CONCERNED FOR AN OFFICIAL PROCESSING OF THE REMITTANCE. I PROMISE TO BE KEEPING YOU ABREAST WITH THE PROGRESS OF THE TRANSACTION UNTIL THE GOODS ARE FINALLY DELIVERED TOP YOUR WARE HOUSE OVER THERE (AUSTRALIA BANK).

MY BROTHER, JOHN SMITH, YOU SOUND COMMUNIST IDEOLOGY, YOU KNOW THE RICH IN HIS CASTLE THE POOR AT HIS GATE, GOD MADE THEM, HIGH OR LOW, CIVILIZED OR UNCIVILIZED AND ORDERED THEIR ESTATE.

LET ME ELUCIDATE, I REALLY LOVE MY COUNTRY, I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER COUNTRY APART FROM NIGERIA NO OTHER PLACE TO GO, WORK AND STAY PERMANENT, I COULD TRAVEL, EVEN TO YOU THERE AT AUSTRALIA BUT NEVER TO STAY PERMANENT. I LOVE MY NATION, PATRIOTISM IS A LIVELY SCENE OF COLLECTIVE RESPONSIBILITY, NATIONALISM IS A SILLY COCK CROWING ON ITS OWN DUNG HILL.

MY DEAR, IN AS MUCH AS I AM A CLEAN MAN, I CAN NEVER GIVE YO A WOMAN WITH DIAPER, WELL TASTES DIFFER ANYWAY, BUT YOU HAVE TO PUT ME ON LINE, LET ME KNOW YOUR TASTE OF WOMAN, OR WOULD YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A WOMAN LIKE EMU (YOUR AUSTRALIAN BIG BIRD).

FINALLY, I WOULD WANT YOU TO ARRANGE ONE WHITE ENCHANTING GIRL FROM YOUR CIVILIZED COUNTRY FOR ME, AS I AM STILL LOOKING FOR A WIFE TO MARRY, WHO KNOWS SHE MAY BE THE LUCKY ONE I HAVE ALL THESE YEARS BEEN LOOKING, SEARCHING FOR.

AS YOU ARE AWARE, "IF IT MOVES, SALUTE IT, IF IT DOESN'T MOVE, PICK IT UP, PAIN IT".

JOHN, I AM NOT KIDDING AT ALL, BE SERIOUS WITH THIS MY REQUEST OKAY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY, MAKES JACK A DULL MAN. AND BESIDES I WANT TO MARRY FROM A CIVILIZED COUNTRY, I THINK THAT WOULD BE A PERFECT MATCH UNDERSTAND.

THANKS A LOT FOR YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE.

YOURS SINCERELY, DAVIES OKAFOR.


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