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The first two words of this fax made my day. "Oh well..." The poor Nigerian con-man swallows his pride and decides to deal with John Smith, bigot. Mr Okafor slips in a few shots at Mr Smith.


OH WELL, MANY THANKS FOR YOUR FAX MESSAGE DATED 22 FEBRUARY 1998, AND ALL THE CONTENTS ARE WELL NOTED.

PERSONALLY IT DO GIVE ME JOY TO DEAL WITH A LITERATE MAN. I ALWAYS DESIRE AND ADORE WISDOM, I LIKE EXPLORING A LOT THAT IS WHY I ALWAYS GRAB ANY OPPORTUNITY THAT COMES AROUND ME. YOU REMEMBER, OPPORTUNITY COMES BUT ONCE.

MR SMITH, ALL MY LIFE I HAVE WORKED FOR MY COUNTRY. I HAVE TRIED TO UPLIFT MY NATION IN SO MANY WAYS, MAY BE THAT IS WHY GOD WANTS TO REWARD ME BACK THROUGH THIS OPPORTUNITY THAT COMES MY WAY AND I WOULD BE VERY GLAD IF YOU COULD GIVE ME ALL THE NECESSARY ENCOURAGEMENT REQUIRED TO PULL THIS DEAL THROUGH.

I LOVE DEALING WITH MEN WHO IS ENDOWED WITH WISDOM, MEN WHO HAS VISION, AND BELIEVE ME MR. SMITH, IF I SAY YO ARE BLESSED WITH THESE TWO QUALITIES I AM NOT FAR FROM THE TRUTH.

OPENNESS, YES I THINK YOU ARE AN OPEN MINDED PERSON, FROM WHAT I COULD GATHER FROM YOUR FAX I THINK YOU HAVE AN OPEN MIND AND PEOLE THAT HAVE SUCH ARE ALWAYS GOOD PEOPLE, MEN TO BE TRUSTED WITH ANY TYPE OF BUSINESS DEALS IN THIS WORLD.

FINALLY, WHAT WE WANT FROM YOU IS TO SEND US YOUR BANK DETAILS, WHERE YOU WISH US TO TRANSFER THE MONEY INTO WITHOUT ANY PROBLEM OF COLLECTING THEM BACK. I.E. THE NAME AND ADDRESS OF YOUR BANK, YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER THAT IS ALL.

BUT MR. SMITH, IF WE SHOULD NEED ANY FURTHER ASSISTANCE FROM YOU, I MUST NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT YOU PERIOD.

THANKS VERY MUCH FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING. GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

REGARDS.

YOURS, MR DAVIES OKAFOR.


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