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Sadly the fax seemed to have problems. This effect was achieved by using the 'photocopy' function of the fax an holding the paper once it got to the desired point, creating lines. Then faxing the result.
Dr Ken responded (in capitals, as always):
YOUR FAX SENT TO ME ON ST PATRICK'S DAY WAS RECEIVED BUT YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER APPEARS UNREADABLE AND THIS WILL CAUSE A SLIGHT DELAY IN SUBMITTING YOUR DOCUMENTS...
BUT FIRST, I MUST NOT FAIL TO EXTEND MY CONGRATULATIONS MESSAGE TO YOU FOR YOUR COMPANY'S CONTRACT AWARD WHICH IS PART OF GOD'S UNALLOYED GIFT AND BLESSING UNTO MANKIND ESPECIALLY BELLIEVERS.
I HAVE TAKEN NOTE OF THE POSITION AND SITUATION OF THINGS IN YOUR OFFICE AND I WILL NO LONGER MAKE ANY CALL TO YOU UNLESS I AM CONVINCED THAT YOU ARE ON SEAT, I WILL RATHER SEND A FAX.
ABOUT YOUR QUESTION IN THE LAST PARAGRAPH, I WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS CONTRACT HAS BEEN COMPLETED AND THE CONTRACTOR PAID. THEREFORE WE ARE ONLY PRESENTING YOUR COMPANY'S ACCOOUNT TO CLAIM THE OVER-INFLATED CONTRACT SUM OF US$30,000,000.00 IN THIS REGARDS, THE NATURE OF YOUR COMPANY'S BUSINESS DOES NOT MATTER.
GOD BE WITH US TILL THE END OF THIS BUSINESS, AMEN!
REGARDS, DR. KEN.