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Where poor J Cosmo Newbery goes to meet his personal God and Mr Ariyo is unhappy about the time he has wasted.


Sirs,

I am the brother in law of the late Mr Cosmo Newbery.

In going through Mr Newbery's affairs I found references to yourselves and felt I should notify you that he has ceased trading, as it were.

I have attached a copy of an article from today's paper which I thought may interest you.

I remain,

Your humble servant,

Lee Kennedy.


DEAR J. COSMO NEWBERY,

I AM SHOCKED WITH YOUR VARIOUS TRAGEDIES, I DONāT WANT TO BELIEVE IT IS TRUE BECAUSE YOU HAVE WASTED MUCH OF MY TIME.

IT IS FUNNY BUT IF IT IS TRUE WHICH I KNOW YOU MUST DIE MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE!!!

REGARDS,

ARIYO JACOB


Hi Jacob,

You really have little to be angry about - all I was doing was exactly the same as what you were doing, just with a smaller amount of money.

The only difference is that I didn't want any money from you - just a bit of amusement and an interest as to whether the 'penny would drop' before I wiped out my hapless mate, Cosmo.

There are so many of these Nigerian money scams...do you guys pay to join or something?
Is it a franchise?

Lee Kennedy.


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