J Cosmo Newbery

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Where Minnie bannister gets cut adrift. Presumably Mr Newbery looks promising enough.

Dear Minerva Bannister,

Good day to you. I am sorry that my personal secretary got an assess to my email box and replied you in the respect of the trasaction that I have seriously finalizing with somebody that are eager to assist me out of the business.

So I am sorry for the whole inconveniences this response might have cause you.

Thanks for accepting my apology for the inconveniences.

Regards, Ariyo Jacob


I was a little angry. Having bought five new summer frocks and ten boxes of condoms for a trip to Nigeria, I was disappointed at the deal falling through.

But good luck Sir,

I hope you get everything you deserve,

Minnie Bannister (Miss)

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