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Johnny the Cobra has one of those "Ah ha!" moments.
My Dear Mavis
I have just had a coffee and feel quite warm. Hope all is fine with you. Wait a minute I received a fax from Mr Newberry that you are dead.
That fax aroused in me a mixture of shocks, unbelief, grief, anxiety and indeed some curiosities.
Please, the earlier you get in contact with me the better for us. I remain your friend. Meanwhile I have done the "tax thing"; surprise! Mavis, I am in suspense as I don't know what is happening at the other end, please could you explain?
Your friend, JOHN AKPEKI.