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Engineer John fantasizes over Mavis but can't quite figure out how to fax a hug. Mavis is chastised for not using DHL as instructed and she also learns that Engineer John plans to return to Australia with her.


MY DEAR MAVIS,

BUT FOR THE INJUSTICE OF DISTANCE, I WOULD HAVE LIKE TO SHARE YOUR BIRTHDAY WITH YOU. NOT TO PROVE ANYTHING THOUGH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, DON'T YOU? YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME THE FEW DIVINE PLEASURES ASSOCIATED WITH ERRING! MAYBE YOU FORGOT, OR I COULDN'T MAKE IT OUT BETWEEN THE LINES OF YOUR FAX; IF THE LATTER WAS THE CASE, IT'S SHAME ON ME.

YOUR THOUGHTS ARE NOT IMPROPER NEITHER ARE THEY WICKED; THEY ARE PLEASURABLE; WAIT A MINUTE, SEXY IS A MORE PRECISE WORD; I WONDER IF ANY SENSE CAN BE MADE OF THAT. EVEN IF THEY ARE IMPROPER IT DOES NOT WORRY ME.

SPEAKING ABOUT THAT, KLM FLIES TO LAGOS. IT IS VERY GOOD AND IT IS DIRECT ENOUGH. WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT COMING, I SHALL ADVICE YOU ON HOW TO ROUTE YOUR JOURNEY.

I APPRECIATE THAT YOU CAN DO ANYTHING FOR ME. OF COURSE, I FANTASIZE ABOOUT YOU. MAVIS IT IS GOING TO BE A GREAT UNION OF BODY AND SOUL WHEN YOU COME OVER TO LAGOS, NIGERIA.

THE TRANSACTION

PLEASE KEEP THE TRANSACTION CONFIDENTIAL. AS FOR THE REGISTRATION FEE, I PAID IT. THE DECISION TO PAY IT FROM HARD EARNED SAVINGS AROSE AFTER SEVERAL FAXES FROM YOU TO ME. I KNOW YOU ARE CAPABLE TO SEE THE TRANSACTION THROUGH TO THE END. HENCE, I USED MY PERSONAL SAVINGS TO SET THE TRANSACTION OFF THE GROUND, KNOWING THAT YOU CAN HANDLE IT FROM HERE ON.

MAVIS I AM WARMING UP SERIOUSLY FOR YOU AND I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I AM PERFECTLY HEALTHY. YOU MISSED SOMETHING OUT! YOU WON'T HAVE TO GO ALONE AS I WILL BE GOING BACK WITH YOU. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

I HAD WRITTEN THIS FAX WHEN I RECEIVED YOUR FAX DATED AUGUST 11TH 1997 ABOUT CUSTOMS INTERCEPTION OF THE CONSIGNMENT. HENCE I INSISTED ON DHL. DO YOUR BEST IN THE CIRCUMSTANCE, I HOPE YOU CAN HANDLE IT. DECLARE THEM AS GIFTS.

A HUG! HOW DO I FAX THAT ACROSS NOW. DON'T WORRY I AM THINKING OF SOMETHING IN THE INTERIM.

LOVE AND BEST WISHES, JOHN AKPEKI.


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