Rogan Josh gives a progress report:

My Goodly Barrister Kudu,

I am writing to you with a heart weighed down with much heaviness.

My employer Mr Newbery is being detained in the remand centre until his case is being heard. I am being most assuredly believing of his innocence and this restrictions of his liberties is mostly a source of great aggravation to my soul.

I am asking you to be believing me when I am saying that I am being working nightly and daily to extricate his release.

Are you having any advice for me in these times of much troubles?

Yours lamentably,

Rogan Josh.