Rogan Josh gives a progress report:
My Goodly Barrister Kudu,
I am writing to you with a heart weighed down with much heaviness.
My employer Mr Newbery is being detained in the remand centre until his case is being heard. I am being most assuredly believing of his innocence and this restrictions of his liberties is mostly a source of great aggravation to my soul.
I am asking you to be believing me when I am saying that I am being working nightly and daily to extricate his release.
Are you having any advice for me in these times of much troubles?