Barrister Kudu seems upset and his spelling, never a strong point, goes to pot:

DEAR MR.Rogan Josh,

YOUR MASSAGE WAS WELL CONVAYED. WHAT EXACTELY IS THE MATTER ? IS IT TRUE THAT HIS BELOVED FAFILY WAS MURDERED ? OH !!!! MY GOD. WHAT IS ALL THESE ?

INFACT I WAS AT THE AIRPORT YESTERDAY WAITING FOR HIS ARRIVAL HERE IN MY COUNTRY.

ABOUT THE GSM MOBILE, TO BE FRANK I WAS THE NOE WHO ASKED HIM TO GTE THEM HERE FOR A MARKET RESERCH. YOU CAN SHOW THIS MAIL TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN THAT I BARRISTER LONGE KUDU. ASKED MY GOOD FRIEND, BARRISTER JAMES COSMO NEWBERY, TO BUY THOSE GSM MOBILE SETS FOR ME, I WANT TO USE IT FOR A MARKET RESERCH HERE. FOR HERE IN AFRICA, WE DONT HAVE NICE ONES, AND ALSO; THE ONES HERE ARE BEING SOLD AT AN EXOBITANT PRICES.

I WANT YOU TO KEEP ME POSTED ABOUT THIS MATTER. FOR BARRISTER JAMES COSMO NEWBERY, IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE. AND I DOUBT THAT HE CAN NOT MURDER HIS LOVELY FAMILY.

I NEED A TELEPHONE NUMBER WHERE I CAN BE REACHING HIM . I WANT TO HAVE A WORD WITH HIM.

THANKS.

BARRISTER LONGE KUDU.