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Mr Mark is in Togo.


DEAR BARRISTER. J COSMO NEWBERY,

THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL. WITH THE CONTENTS WELL UNDERSTOOD.

IT SOUNDS VERY REDICULOUS TO HEAR FROM YOU THAT YOU, THE ATTORNEY TO LATE SIR WILBERFOCE, DID NOT KNOW THAT YOUR CLIENT HAS AN INTENTION TO TRAVEL DOWN TO TOGO. WHY, IS HE HIDDING THINGS FROM YOU OR WHAT? (Off hand, I don't recall Sir Wilberforce knowing that he was to head to Togo, so I can't admit to it either.)

OH!! GOD, YOU MEAN YOU CAUGHT THE LATE SIR WILBERFOCE SLEEPING WITH YOUR WIFE? THE WIFE OF HIS ATTORNEY? THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. (Shocking! Truly shocking!)

BUSINESS: YES YOU MUST HAVE TO COME DOWN HERE FOR THE COLLECTION OF THE TRUNK.

WE ARE HERE IN LOME -TOGO, ONE OF THE AFRICAN COUNTRIES THAT IS WHERE THE TRUNK IS, AS WELL .

YOU SHOULD THEREFORE SEND TO US HERE YOUR TRAVELLING ARRANGEMENTS TO ENABLE US PICK YOU AT THE PIONT OF YOUR ARRIVAL.

NOTE: YOU SHOULD BE VERY FAST ABOUT THIS FOR TIME IS NO LONGER ON YOUR SIDE TO AVOID DEMURRAGE ON THE TRUNK.

WE ARE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.

REGARDS.

ANDREW MARK.


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