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The barrister thinks Willy is funny but it is unclear whether he is talking funny-haha or funny-peculiar:


ATTN: SIR WILLY,

YOUR MAIL OF TODAY WAS WELL RECIEVED. AND THE WHOLE CONTENTS WERE WELL UNDERSTOOD AND NOTED.

SIR WILLY, I MUST CONFESS THAT YOU ARE TOO FUNNY.AND I LOVE MEN OF SUCH CALIBER. I PROMISE NOT TO LET ANYBODY KNOW ABOUT YOUR QUESTIONS AS YOU INSTRUCTED.

WELL I WILL LET YOU KNOW THE LITTLE I KNEW ABOUT MRS. DANLA.

1) YES, MRS. DANLA IS A WONDERFULL WOMAN, IN HER ATRACTIVE SHAPE, APEARANCE, SPEACHES AND THE WAY SHE LAUGHS. INFACT SHE IS A TEMPTING.

2)YES, SHE HAS A NICE WHIP.

3)I THINK SHE SHOULD KNOWS ANY OF THE MUSCULAR TRICKS.

THIS IS ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT HER AS AT NOW. UNLESS I SHOULD ASK HER MORE ABOUT HERSELF DO YOU PERMIT ME?

NOW ON BUSINESS:

SIR WILLY, I AM NOT TOO HAPPY TO HEAR YOU SAYING THAT MY YOUNGER YEARS. FOR I AM NOT AS YOUNG AS YOU THINK OK? A MAN OF 66 YEARS IS NO LONGER YOUNG. THEREFORE YOU OWE ME AN APPOLOGY FOR THAT.

I APPRECIATED YOUR OFFER TO ME TO DOUBLE THE MONEY FOR AFFIDAVIT FOR ME. BUT THAT FACT IS THAT I DONT HAVE MONEY ON ME AS AT NOW TO FOLLOW UP THE AFFIDAVIT . AND I DONT WANT TO DELAY THE TRANSACTION BY TELLING YOU THAT I CAN DO IT WHILE I DONT HAVE, ANY LIMITED RESOURCES TO SERTISFY THE UNLIMITED WANTS.

I WILL BE VERY HAPPY IF YOU CAN SEND THE MONEY TO ME TOMORROW, IT WILL ENABLE ME FASTEN THE WHOLE THING AND GET THE TRUNK OUT OF THE SECURITY COMPANY WITHOUT FUTHER DELAY.

AS I HAVE EALIER TOLD YOU . YOU SHOULD SEND THE MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER, IN MY SECRETARY'S NAME:

MR. OBASI VICTOR NDIDI.
ADDRESS: LOME -TOGO.

REMEMBER TO SEND TO ME IMMEDIATELY THE CONTROL NUMBER. OF THE MONEY TRANSFERED.

I AM LOOKING FOWARD TO RECEIVE THE CONTROL NUMBER TOMORROW AS YOU PROMISED.

MY REGRADS TO YOUR FAMILY.

THANKS.

BARRISTER LONGE KUDU.


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