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A few warning lights are flashing for Mrs Chile:


MY DEAR WILLY,

I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL. AND I FELT SO BAD FOR THE EMBERASSMENT WHICH YOUR MAID GAVE TO YOU. I AM SORRY FOR THAT. (Ta.)

IF I MAY ASK YOU A QUESTION , HOW OLD IS THAT YOUR MAID "? IS SHE UPTO THE AGE OF 18YEARS ? (Just what are you getting at?)

AGAIN WHY SHOULD YOU TRY THAT KIND OF SHIT ON YOUR MAID? IT IS A VERY DISGRECEFULL ACT. IF IT WERE HERE IN LOME TOGO YOU ARE LIABLE TO 6 MONTHS IMPRISMENT WITH HAD LABOUR. (Wacko! I've found a raw nerve!)

AND WHY ARE YOU DOING ALL THESE, KNOWING FULLY WELL THAT I WILL BE WITH YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY SOONEST THIS MONEY LEAVES TOGO, AND ENTERS TO YOUR COUNTRY. SO WHY HURRY? (It's not me, it's me willy...)

WHAT BARRISTER KUDU IS TALKING ABOUT IS, HOW TO RAISE THE MONEY WHICH HE WILL USE FOR THE AFFIDAVIT, AND I TOLD HIM TO EXPLAIN TO YOU SINCE I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY WITH ME TO GIVE TO HIM TO GO TO THE COURT. I UNDERSTAND WHAT HE WANTS TO DO. HE WANTS EVERYTHING WE ARE DOING TO LOOK PURELY LEGAL. AND I LIKE IT.

I WANT YOU TO ASSIST HIM WITH ANY AMOUNT TO ENABLE HIM MEET UP WITH THE COURT THIS VERY WEEK.

I WAS IN HIS OFFICE YESTERDAY TO ASK HIM HOW FAR YOU PEOPLE HAVE GONE. BUT HE SAID THAT HE IS STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.

I WANT YOU TO CALL HIM ON PHONE AND HAVE A SOUL TO SOUL DISCUSSION WITH HIM AS A MAN LIKE YOU. (Do lawyers have souls?)

I AM WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.

REMAIN BLESSED MY DEAR.

MRS. DANLA CHILE.


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