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The barrister sort of tries to attempt to broach the subject of needing a little bit of...um...money...


ATTN: SIR WILBERFORCE,

YOUR MAIL WAS WELL RECEIVED. ALSO, THE NEW WAY OF ADDRESSING YOU HAS AS WELL BE NOTED. (And about time too, you blackguard!)

I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR SAD EXPIREINCE OVER THE WEEKEND. WELL YOU TAKE HEART IT IS ONE OF THOSE THING IN LIFE. I HOPE HE IS OK NOW?

THE NEXT LINE OF ACTION AS YOU REQUESTED IS TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE FORMER BENEFICIARY TO YOUR VERY NAME.AS YOU CAN SEE THE NAME THAT APPEARED IN THE DOCUMENT IS MR. KENNETH CHILE, AS THE BENEFICIARY. WHILE THE MOTHER DANLA CHILE IS THE DEPOSITOR.

WHAT WE SHOULD DO TO MAKE EVERYTHING LOOK PURELY LEGAL, IS TO CHANGE THE NAME OF KENNETH CHILE TO YOUR OWN NAME, AS THE BENEFICIARY OF THE FUND. WHY BECAUSE, KENNETH IS TOO SMALL TO STAND AS THE BENEFICIARY, AS FAR AA THIS COUNTRY IS CONCERNED. OTHERWISE, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT MAY INTERVAIN AND SIT OF THE MONEY.

AND CHANGING OF THE NAME TO YOUR OWN NAME WILL WARRANT ME TO GO TO THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT OF LOME TOGO TO SWEAR A COUNTER AFFIDAVIT IN YOUR FAVOUR.

AND BEFORE THAT COULD BE DONE, WE MUST HAVE TO SPEND SMALL AMOUNT OF MONEY TO EFFECT THAT. AND I HAVE TOLD YOUR PARTNER MRS. DANLA CHILE ABOUT THIS AND SHE SAID THAT I SHOULD TELL YOU. THAT YOU WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT. (Me? Crikey! No idea.)

THEREFORE I AM WAITING TO HERE FROM YOU, SO THAT I WILL MOVE INTO ACTION.

I AM LOOKING FOWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.

REGARSDS.

BARRISTER LONGE KUDU.


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