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Willy is getting a bit amorous:

My Dear Mrs Chile,

Two emails in one day! My heart is fairly pounding.

I did not mean to cast nasturtiums upon the head of your good lawyer. I have had bad experiences with them in the past. That comment about the bill is true. My lawyer billed me for the time when I rang him to remind him that he had to send me a document. Your lawyer is, I am sure, most trustworthy.

By the way, if he is waiting for me to fax back the trustee agreement he will need to send me a fax number. I am sure he was going to do that soon anyway.

I am very aware that you are a young and attractive woman Mrs Chile. It has not been far from my mind of late.

Not only that, you are on the verge of becoming a young, attractive and wealthy woman. I feel that such a lady needs to be looked after by someone who has, through age and living a thoroughly debauched life, learnt the finer arts of pleasing a woman.

Do you catch my drift?

Yours sincerely,


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