Mr Mark writes:
DEAR MR. JAMES COSMO NEWBERY,
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL. BUT THERE IS SOMETHING I WANT TO REPORT TO YOU.
BARRISTER LONGE KUDU CAME TO OUR OFFICE THIS MORNING, WITH A STRANGE STORY THAT WE SHOULD ALLOW HIM TO COLLECT THE TRUNK WITHOUT SETTLING THE COMPANY.
WE ARE NOT TOO HAPPY WITH HIM , PLEASE, TALK TO HIM AND LET HIM KNOW THAT THIS IS NOT A CHARITY ORGANISATION. WE HAVE OUR MUDES OF OPERATION.
YES, WE WOULD WANT TO USE THIS AS QUESTION AND ANSWER. QUESTION IS :"WHO" ? WHILE ANSWER SHOULD BE : "MY FRIEND".
WE WILL BE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU BY MONDAY. AS YOU PROMISED.
My Goodly Mr mark,
I am being Mr Newbery's clerk, Rogan Josh. I am being in contact with Barrister Kudu and he will be contacting you shortly or most hopefully sooner about matters that are handy.
Yours most respectfully,