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Mr Newbery also asks for money.

I don't like his chances but what has he got to lose? It may also test out the post office as they will have to 'convert' “Suite 964” to “P.O. Box 964” on their own for this to work.

Dear Mrs Chile,

I am in a spot of bother. Well, I am in a lot of bother overall but there is a small spot that you can assist me with.

I am supposed to forward the money to the security company, some US$12,500, however if they have told me an address to send it to I have lost it. Could you find that out for me without me seeming too much of a dill?

Thank you so much for that.

And there is another small thing that I hesitate to ask but I feel that you are a kind woman and may help me in this matter. I have learnt that the judge who will preside over my committal hearing is a keen collector of bank notes. I would like to encourage him to look favourably on my case and it would be great if I could offer a small inducement.

Could you see your way to sending me a local banknote. Not anything big, the SMALLEST value note you have would be great. It is not the amount that is important, it is its novelty. I would really appreciate it if you could send me a banknote at the following address:

Suite 964, 502 Victoria Street, North Melbourne, 3051, Victoria.

Obviously I will need to invest considerable sums of local monies to truly convince him of my innocence but an exotic note would be the cream on the cake. Thank you in advance.

On a different front, I was talking to a clairvoyant today who wants to try to reach Sir Wilberforce's spirit. I am not sure about this but I will let you know how it goes.

Yours sincerely,

J Cosmo Newbery,
Newbery & Associates.

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