Willy has a run in with a horse whip.
My Dear Mrs Chile,
I am most terribly sorry for the delay in replying. A minor misunderstanding with the father of my maid. I can now report with first hand veracity that horsewhips can raise a decidedly large welt that stings most damnably. She'll be getting no reference from me, the trollop.
Thank you so very much for the photographs. You look most sophisticated. Is that young man really your son? I cannot believe it! You must have been very young when you had him.
Your former husband looks most distinguished. What is the sash he is wearing?
Do you miss the attentions of a man?