Venus is not happy.
Dear Dr Martins Obi,
I must confess to a variety of emotions on receiving your email. Certainly I cannot hear. This is an inconvenience to me but not insurmountable.
It seems to me that my biggest challenge is convincing you that just because I still have the fresh blush of youth that I am not a suitable person to assist in this transaction. I am 22 and I am the sole director of the Milo Foundation. An investment fund that I run in honour of my dead parents.
Last calendar year, my fund increased by 19%. Considering the trends on world markets last year this was a great achievement and I am very proud of it.
You pay me no compliment in asking to talk to my parents.
However I am flattered that you consider me beautiful. My mother was beautiful. I consider myself to be pretty. Beauty will come later. Would you be so kind as to send me a photo of yourself so I can pass judgement on you?
You want to take my hand in marriage? Well. I don't know whether I am able to do that!