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Once again, Mr Newbery steps in:

Dear Sir,

I am writing to you with most sad and melancholy news.

My client, my former client, Venus deMilo, cannot give you her arm in marriage. She has none to give.

She is dead. Stone dead.

I regret having to pass on this news.

Please feel at liberty to ask me any questions you wish and I will endeavour to answer them honestly.

Yours sincerely,

J. Cosmo Newbery,
Newbery & Associates.

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