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Martins is a little puzzled but still hopeful:


Dear Venus,
I am silent becuase you are not playing ball.All our correspondence has no direction for now.Youa not hiting the nail at the head.Are you a manfrodite? What I saw,is it a pussy or a dig? Please clearify.I will only know you level of seriousness when you obey this intruction.You are to send me by DHL COURRIER SERVICE your digital camera and birthday gift,to this address:

DHL IKEJA OFFICE
9,JOEL OGUNIAKE STREET IKEJA,
LAGOS,NIGERIA.
HOLD FOR COLLECTION.
ATTENTION:PATRICK OSEJI.

This will enable me give you my picture in nude as well to enable you who you are going to marry as well.

Do this urgently and give me up-date about the visa application with NIGERIA CONSULATE.

Yours Martins.


What do I have to do?

My Darling Martins,

Does it look like a pussy or a 'dig' - you're a big boy. You tell me what you think it is and what you would like me to do with it!!

I will ring DHL in the morning.

Sleep well my dear.

Venus.


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