Bishop Taekes Pawnchek is not happy.
I regret that I must contact you once again.
Please do not take offence at what I say but I am fearing that you are not a good influence on the Monastery of St.Rumpet's.
Our recently appointed new abbot, Abbot Tuck, has been found dead in nearby parklands. Two abbots dying mysteriously, both of them corresponding with you over financial transactions, is giving me some concern.
I am sure you can understand how I feel.
I have attached a newspaper clipping for your information.
Bishop of Chesbord.
What now? he wondered.