Things were getting busier for the friar as the fete approached. It was late the next day that he found the following message on his computer:
Attn:Mr.Friar Augustus Tuck.
I wish you whatever you wishes me Ok!.
You'll be needing some tincture then, thought the friar.
I have received your attached passport photograph in good faith and confidence,hopes always that this transaction remains VERY CONFIDENTIAL&SECRET till at the end.I hope you should know that?.While waiting patiently by tomorrow of your LETTER of GUARANTEE,I will like to direct you how to produce it so as not to do any mistake.So,it is as follow's:-
Wonderful! thought the friar. The prospect of doing it cold had been a bit daunting. Thing way he could just cut and paste. But why is it all in capitals? he wondered. 'Sod it, I'll write it out in lower case'.
THIS LETTER OF GUARANTEE IS TO ASSURE MR.BLESSING JUSTICE THAT I HAVE SOLMNLY AGREED TO ASSIST PERFECTLY TO OUR TRANSACTION AND WILL COMPLY WITH ALL THE RULES AND REGULATIONS OF THE NATIONAL BANK WITHOUT ANY ARGUEMENT SO AS NOT TO JEOPARDISE ALL THE EFFORTS MR.BLESSING JUSTICE FOR CONTACTING ME,AND I HAVE ALSO ACCEPTED TO RECEIVE NOTHING THAN THE 20% AS PROMISED TO ME BY MR.BLESSING JUSTICE WITH REGARDS TO HIS DISCUSSION'S WITH MRS.MOBUTU SESE SEKO STILL ON EXILE IN MOROCCO.
I,MR.AUGUSTUS TUCK HAVE ALSO AGREED TO RECEIVE THIS FUND WORTH OF $25.000:000 ONLY AND WILL KEEP IT SAVE PENDING WHEN MRS.MOBUTU WILL MEET ME UP IN MY COUNTRY AUSTRALIA.AND WILL ASSIST MRS.MOBUTU ON ANY INVESTMENT PROSPECT OF HER CHOICE UNDER MY SUPERVISION AS CHRIST SERVANT.
NOTE:This guarantee letter MUST be written with your letter head paper's,signed and stamped underneath,officially please.Just follow the above directives and act accordingly Ok!.
Well your idea to handle this transaction at your persual as Agent of the monastery is good but never you forget that your percentage is only the afore-mentioned 20% Ok!.There is no problem with your church account but IS IT SAVE for the fund to enter?.You are to receive this fund,then give some percentage to your church for using their bank account ok as a good christain. I am happy that you have not told the other of your partner about this transaction,what is the assurance that when this fund enter's into the church,that there will be no problem?.Fruitful proud you will be alright,I mean that this a great opportunity for you to make this money with me,give some to your church and then take care of your private.Are you happy about this news altogether?.Just 15% for you and 5% for your church.After all settlement with your church,you have to do THANKS GIVING to your church as well ok!
15% for me and 5% for the monastery? Would that be the right thing to do? he wondered.
Yes,I strongly believe you that at the moment this transaction is just between the two of us.There is HOPE.
Less I forget I want to receive the letter of gurantee before the Lawyer can start the paper work by tomorrow.
God bless we all in Jesus Mighty name I pray Amen!.
Amen, echoed the friar automatically.