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No point in delaying it, thought the Abbot.

He proceeded to write a quick email answer to Mr Justice.

My Dear Sir,

So very good to hear from you.

Yes, the bank details are correct, with one minor and rather inconsequential correction: it is not 'BS13' but 'BSB'.

That is all.

Oh, I meant to tell goat has returned! 'That boy Tuck', as you call him, must have let her go and she found her way home! Do you think I could bring her to London?

Yours sincerely,

Abbot Costello.
And thou shall have goats' milk enough for thy food, for the food of thy household, and for the maintenance of thy maidens.

- Proverbs 27:27

He reread his letter and then sent it.

As he did this a piece of paper was pushed under his door. He eyed it suspiciously for a few moments before going over to the door to retrieve it.

Mmmm, that's nice, he thought, spit roast goat for dinner tonight. Hang on...goat?


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