'Well, they are definitely most colourful spots' exclaimed the Monastery's apothecary. 'Here is a tincture. Dab it on twice a day and try to keep it dry. You can do up your robe now'. The friar rearranged his vestments, gave his thanks and headed off with his phial of medicine. 'Ha! Lily White indeed!' he was head to mutter. Back at his room he turned on his computer and found the following message:
Attn:Mr.FRIAR AUGUSTUS TUCK.
Yes,trully we have many things to do as far as you comply my directives which the banking rules and regulation.
I hope you know that I am the one that contact you,and have told you on my lmast email that I strongly prayed over my writing you Ok!Just have it mind that the building projects is already completed.There is hope that everythings will be alright at the end.You will be more happier and more hopeful than this time around.
My end is none too flash at the moment, thought the friar ruefully.
I have seen your banking particular's and come to found that you are doing this transaction with me on behalf of your church,but note that you going to receive only but the 20%.I repeat this because the fund does't belong to me.The 20% offer is with the discussion's I had with MR.Mobutu on her last visitation to our bank. While I am waiting very urgent your passport copies and a Letter of Guarantee written with your church letter head paper's,signed and stamped underneath, I want you to doubt never because vring damages.
Vring damages? wondered the friar. What is vring and what does it damage? There is so much I don't know, he sighed, and read on.
Listen,everthing MUST be handed with appropriate carefulness be me.This is my place of juridiction ok!.You are going to stand as the bonafide beneficiary of this fund officially after procurement's of relevant documents to back you up as the account owner. What do you mean by though you must admit that you are not sure what should be in one?.Is your percentage small or what?.Yyou should dictate for me please,only that you are a lucky christain dealing with a good christain brother as well Ok!..
What's his problem? thought the friar irritably. How on earth am I supposed to know what is in a letter of guarantee?
I want to ask you ONE QUESTION. Are you doing this transaction with me secretly or opening because I understand that the account you gave me belongs to your church?.
The friar pondered this. He wondered if he was doing the right thing not telling the Abbot about it. No, not yet, he decided.
NOTE:THE WORD'S OF MEN IF THE WORD'S OF WISDOM,BLESSED ARE THE HAND'S THAT GIVTH AND THE HAND THAT RECEIVETH MY NAME IS BLESSING PLEASE!.
A frown wandered out into the clearing of the friar's brow. Is he trying to be funny?
God bless you too my dear,
Revert? What is revert? This character talks in riddles. AND he calls me 'dear'. The friar gave a little shudder.