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The Abbot writes to the mysterious Mr Justice Blessing:

Dear Sir

I am the Abbot of this monastery.

Friar Tuck has been confined to the monastery infirmary under sedation after being found in a most indelicate position in a public park.

He will be given a dishonourable discharge.

In the course of tidying his room to facilitate his removal from the monastery I have found your email.

Who are you Sir?

What is your business with Friar Tuck?

What is the meaning of your secret questions?

Kindly explain yourself.

Yours, God knows why,

Abbot Costello.

I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators.

- 1 Corinth. 5:9.

On his way from the room he sees the heart drawn on the mirror with soap, shakes his head and pulls the door shut after him.

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