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It has been a long day but the fete had gone fairly well. The Abbot of course was most unhappy and the friar had kept out of his way for most of the day. As soon as his official duties were over he retired to his room. he found the following message on his computer:


Attn:Mr.FRIAR AUGUSTUS TUCK.

I have received your letter of Guarantee,very very authentic and good of you for your compliance Ok!

Well, it IS authentic, I did it myself, thought the friar. What a strange thing for him to say!

How are you today as well,I hope all is fine with you and your family,and the church?.Glory be to him that is in heaven.I know the Almighty God in Heaven is in total control,I trust also and continue assuring that with God all things are possible ok!.

This troubled the friar; all things? he mused. All good things, certainly.

Kindly commit everything regarding to this transaction into the HOLY hand of Almighty God.What do you mean by cooking a wombat?.You know we are African's.I would be very interested to know how to cook wonbat if you don't mind my dear.I laugh haaaaaaaaaaa.

Perhaps a recipe for Aarvarks would do...?

NOTE: I will like to inform you that it is now that we are starting this transaction for the trust and confidence is fully build.I have invited the Lawyer on invitation this evening at the hour of 18:15pm who will propel the arrangement's of the vital document's with your name so as to ascertain you trully as the bonafide beneficiary and depositor of this fund at stake so that it will not sound questionable at your bank of receipt after all the approvals in your favour and payment through telegraphic wire transfer directly to your bank account and concerning starting the paper work's by first thing tomorrow morning,and he made me to let you know that to secure all the document's is going to take the following step's:-

1.AFFIDAVITE IS GOING TO COST YOU $350.

2.ACQUIREING OF THE CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT WITH YOUR NAME WILL COST YOU $1,200.

3.ACQUIREING OF THE CERTIFICATE OF OWNERSHIP AS THE ORIGINAL DEPOSITOR WILL COST YOU $1,200 .

4.ACQUIREING OF SIX MONTH'S TAX CLEARANCE WILL COST YOU $850.

Holey Batsocks! thought the friar, where is this money going to come from? The Abbot already hates me for skewering his wombat, he will never let me spend that sort of money.

Total cost is $3,600 only,but with how I spoke to the lawyer by letting him that you are a good christain to be called and that what I need from him after recieving this payment from you is a very perfect job well done.And that I want a clear and fair job,for every good job deserves a reward.After much deliberation with him,he made me to know that he will do everything's excellently and we will like you comply with regards to my acceptance that you will balance immediately after his good work to you because you have no problem.

So,the lawyer has promised me that it will only take him two working day's to satisfy you if ever he can receive the part- payment as I have told him to relax till I get in contact fully with because I do not want him to know that this is a business between us.You are to pay him a part-payment of $1,800,then he will collect his balance after this fund have hit your bank account.

The friar's face brightened 'like a red-spot special!' he thought. Then he remembered that he had not applied the tincture that day and his smile vanished.

Revert asap for continue being well,and remain blessed in Jesus Mighty Name Amen!.

Ok, Ok, Amen already. Revert asap? What is this man saying? The friar felt most confused.

Yours Sincerely and God bless you.

Thanks and best reagrd's,

Blessing Justice.


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