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The required information is duly sent.


MR JEOFFERY DANIEL MUBI.
ADB BURKINA FASO

My Good Sir,

On receiving your message I could tell immediately that you were a trustworthy man, a Christian, quite tall, a smart dresser, a lover of nouveau cuisine as it applies to yams and that you have no need for SP30.

I like a man like that and I am confident that you will at last be someone to help me resolve what has been a protracted enterprise.

The details requested are as follows:

Account: Lemon Tree Services Pty Ltd
Bank: Bank of the Thames
Branch: Baker Street
BSB: 063-007
Contract: CITI/CBN/FRD/FGN/003
Amount: US$25,000,000.00 TWENTY FIVE MILLION US DOLLARS

My contact details are:
Phone:
Facsimile:

I await your reply eagerly in the hope of a rapid conclusion to this affair.

Yours sincerely,

Holmes.


Or so I thought; a slight oversight.

Sirs,

A reread of my email to you brought to my attention that I had totally forgotten to include the actual account number.

I must apologise most profusely. I abhor sloppiness in others and am absolutely despondent when I am seen to possess such frailties myself.

The account number is : 4500-23004

Yours apologetically,

Holmes.


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