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“Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come!”

NOTE: all similarities to that OTHER Sherlock Holmes are completely coincidental. Apologies to the purists.

Last addition: October 2nd., 2003.

  1. Most extraordinary.
  2. BE ADVISED THAT THE FAX WAS ADDREESED TO YOU IRRESPECTIVE OF NAME NOT INCLUDED
  3. For this I can offer no real excuse other than distraction and elation.
  4. Please advise.
  5. NB: NOT BY POST.
  6. Lemon Tree Services Pty Ltd
  7. WITHOUT VALUE OF YOUR CONTRACT CLAIM.
  8. Which of your testicles hangs lower, the left or the right?
  9. UNION DE BANQUE ARABES ET FRANCAISES (UBAF)
  10. PLEASE, PAY YOUR CHARGES
  11. Do you ride a bicycle?
  12. THIS IS AFRICA.
  13. My humour is more the opposite.