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Another one bites the dust. Sigmund seems to have disappeared. His family lawyer, Mr Newbery, passes on the news.

(Yes, I know that the head shrinking folk are the voodoo crowd in Haiti but it I was too lazy to detour Sigmund to the West Indies. For this story at least they have a small franchise in the foothills of Kenya.)

Dear Mr Greay,

You do not know me but I have the melancholy duty to report the death of your business colleague, Dr Sigmund Freud.

I must say that I use the term 'death' guardedly as it is not one hundred percent confirmed but current reports coming out of Kenya do not look promising for the fate of the good doctor.

I am Dr Freud's family lawyer and, should the worst we fear eventuate, I will have the sad task of being the executor of his will.

I have attached a newspaper article about the Doctor's disappearance and will keep you informed of developments.

Yours most sincerely,

J. Cosmo Newbery,
Newbery & Associates.

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