Sigmund packs his bags:
Mein Gott Henry!
You do not mein English understand? Why did you not earlier say so?
To what school was it that you went Henry? Do they in South Africa have good schools? Is it that they English do not teach? Please be telling me. I am about this most curious.
Anyway this is now all us behind, nicht wahr?
I will to South Africa travel this week.
I will at Johannesburg on Wednesday arrive. KLM flight KL593. It will at 0805hrs arrive.
Then I will you with ein big hug deliver, ja? It will to at long last see you be sehr good.
I will mein cards be with me bringing, alles klar?
Guten abend, mein liebe Henry,