Sigmund has another try:

Gott und Himmel Henry,

You the grossbrainkilowattage oft ein gnat gehaben!

If I was your best friend you would be helping me, Henry!!!

Henry, to me carefully listen. We will one more time try:

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THERE IST EIN CARD TO THIS EMAIL ATTACHED.

PLEASE LOOK AT IT

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE IN IT.

(A dog, maybe. A tree, possibly. A naked lady, even. Your mother, perhaps. You MUST see SOMETHING!)

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It is very simple, Henry. Like you.

When you have this done I will of mein flight arrangements to Johannesburg tell you.

Alles klar?

Guten abend, liebe Henry.

Sigmund Freund (Dr).