Sigmund has a touch of the sulks:

Mein leibe Henry,

For your long and informative letter I am thanking you.

I will mein travel agent consult about to South Africa getravellen.

Tell me dear Henry, have I offended you?

You about mein pictures say nothing. Have you about mein studies no feelings? Am I not a human too? Do I not feelings have? Why are you to me so unhelpful? It is such a small thing that I ask.

Please, why do you hurt me so?

Yours in dismay,

Sigmund.