Sigmund has a touch of the sulks:
Mein leibe Henry,
For your long and informative letter I am thanking you.
I will mein travel agent consult about to South Africa getravellen.
Tell me dear Henry, have I offended you?
You about mein pictures say nothing. Have you about mein studies no feelings? Am I not a human too? Do I not feelings have? Why are you to me so unhelpful? It is such a small thing that I ask.
Please, why do you hurt me so?
Yours in dismay,