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Last minute instructions on how to make a phone call with out talking:


DEAR ROGAN,

I RECEIVED YOUR LASTEST MAIL, I WOULD WANT YOU AS A MATTER OF URGENCY TO SEND A MAIL TO DR.JOHNSON BECKY OF THE SECURITY COMPANY ON: xx@xx IN ACCORDANCE TO THE TEXT I SENT YOU YESTERDAY, NOTIFYING THEM OF THE CHANGE IN YOUR TRAVELLING SCHEDULE. IT IS IMPORTANT YOU SEND THIS MAIL SO THAT THEY WILL BEST ADVISE YOU IN THE HOTEL RESERVATION HE WILL PUT UP.

ACTUALLY, THERE IS MORE THAN 10 HOTELS IN ACCRA BUT FOR THE PURPOSE OF THE CONFIDENTIALITY OF OUR BUSINESS IT IS ALWAYS ADVISEABLE THE SECURITY COMPANY GUIDES IN THIS REGARD.

ALTHOUGH I KNOW YOU CAN NOT CALL FOR CERTAIN REASONS, YOU MUST NOT ALLOW WHOEVER THAT WILL ASSIST FOR THE CALL TO SAY MORE THAN JUST SIMPLY: I AM HERE I WANT YOU PEOPLE TO PICK ME UP.

MOST IMPORTANTLY I HAVE TOLD YOU WITHOUT THAT AMOUNT OF DEMURRAGE WE WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO SEE OUR CONSIGNMENT NEITHER WILL THEY ATTEND TO US. I AM WAITING FOR YOUR FLIGHT SCHEDULE AS SOON AS YOU GET THIS MAIL. HAVE A PLEASANT FLIGHT/JOURNEY.

THANKS,

SAMUEL.


Easily done:

My Good Dr Samuels,

I have sent details to Professor Becky as you requesting.

Rogan Josh.


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