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Where Rogan Josh, former (and, ruefully, current) eunuch, corresponds with a Nigerian businessman.

Finished. Last addition: March 5th., 2003.

  1. Permit me to introduce myself
  2. Please be telling me more about it.
  3. I HAVE BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
  4. The lamentable separation of a man from his manhood.
  5. I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM
  6. I am having much sympathy with the geldings in the race.
  7. This email is to be telling you that I am being myself.
  8. I HAVEN'T RECEIVED YOUR MAIL.
  9. GREEDINESS, UNSINCERENESS, DISHONESTY AND LACK OF RESPECT.
  10. Would Thursday be most suitable?
  11. Should I be wearing a grass skirt?
  12. JUST COME WITH WHATEVER SKIRT YOU WANT TO.
  13. I am being most easily recognised in a crowd!
  14. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR BEARS ON OR HAVE YOU CUT IT ALL OFF?
  15. The words and wisdom of the great swami, Skrugemacduk.
  16. THE AMOUNT IS FAIRLY BIG.
  17. I HAVE NO CHOICE THAN TO SEND THIS MAIL.
  18. At long last the Gods are smiling with us!
  19. I AM HERE I WANT YOU PEOPLE TO PICK ME UP.
  20. Alisa Hotel, Accra.
  21. Should I be seeing snow outside my window?
  22. ARE YOU IN GHANA NOW?
  23. I AM VERY MUCH WORRIED OF YOUR WHERE ABOUT.
  24. A young lady called Svetlana.
  25. I DON'T SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND YOU.
  26. IT IS ADVISEABLE YOU COME ALONG WITH MRS.SVETLANA.
  27. Truly a break of luckiness in a sea of calamities.
  28. What is being the story with the chests of money?
  29. THERE IS SOME GREY AREAS HINDERING THIS TRANSACTION NOW
  30. Who would be thinking that the money are belonging to a Laundromat?
  31. AFTER THIS IS DONE, THERE WON'T BE ANY HINDERANCE OF ANY KIND AT ANY POINT IN TIME.
  32. A shuttled cock in a tempestuous game of badminton.
  33. ROGAN, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TO SEND THE US$2,800
  34. The sacred walled city of Wykikatincan
  35. I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU CAME TO GHANA.
  36. It was being a most fortunate stroke of luckiness.
  37. I BELIEVE SOMEONE MUST HAVE BEEN MANIPULATING MY BOX.
  38. Repositioning your finger in a place of less darkness.
  39. WHAT I AM ACTUALLY AND HONESTLY TELLING YOU IS...
  40. I am wanting you to be sending me a recent photograph.
  41. I AM BUSY WITH TOO MUCH WORK...
  42. Why are you treating me with a fool?
  43. THAT IS A CHILDISH PRANK.
  44. Getitindia.
  45. I AM NOT THE PERSON YOU MET IN ACCRA.
  46. I am being most amazed at the mobility of the money in boxes.
  47. I WAS BILLED US$18,500 FOR TRANSFER.
  48. Balls!
  49. THE MOST WONDERFUL THING OF ALL!
  50. You are being of a thickness approaching that of swine excrement.