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Where Rogan Josh, former (and, ruefully, current) eunuch, corresponds with a Nigerian businessman.
Finished. Last addition: March 5th., 2003.
- Permit me to introduce myself
- Please be telling me more about it.
- I HAVE BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
- The lamentable separation of a man from his manhood.
- I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM
- I am having much sympathy with the geldings in the race.
- This email is to be telling you that I am being myself.
- I HAVEN'T RECEIVED YOUR MAIL.
- GREEDINESS, UNSINCERENESS, DISHONESTY AND
LACK OF RESPECT.
- Would Thursday be most suitable?
- Should I be wearing a grass skirt?
- JUST COME WITH WHATEVER SKIRT YOU WANT
- I am being most easily recognised in a crowd!
- DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR BEARS ON OR HAVE
YOU CUT IT ALL OFF?
- The words and wisdom of the great swami, Skrugemacduk.
- THE AMOUNT IS FAIRLY BIG.
- I HAVE NO CHOICE THAN TO SEND THIS MAIL.
- At long last the Gods are smiling with us!
- I AM HERE I WANT YOU PEOPLE TO PICK ME UP.
- Alisa Hotel, Accra.
- Should I be seeing snow outside my window?
- ARE YOU IN GHANA NOW?
- I AM VERY MUCH WORRIED OF YOUR WHERE ABOUT.
- A young lady called Svetlana.
- I DON'T SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND YOU.
- IT IS ADVISEABLE YOU COME ALONG WITH MRS.SVETLANA.
- Truly a break of luckiness in a sea of calamities.
- What is being the story with the chests of money?
- THERE IS SOME GREY AREAS HINDERING THIS TRANSACTION NOW
- Who would be thinking that the money are belonging to a Laundromat?
- AFTER THIS IS DONE, THERE WON'T BE ANY HINDERANCE OF
ANY KIND AT ANY POINT IN TIME.
- A shuttled cock in a tempestuous game of badminton.
- ROGAN, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TO SEND THE US$2,800
- The sacred walled city of Wykikatincan
- I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU CAME TO GHANA.
- It was being a most fortunate stroke of luckiness.
- I BELIEVE SOMEONE MUST HAVE BEEN MANIPULATING MY BOX.
- Repositioning your finger in a place of less darkness.
- WHAT I AM ACTUALLY AND HONESTLY TELLING YOU IS...
- I am wanting you to be sending me a recent photograph.
- I AM BUSY WITH TOO MUCH WORK...
- Why are you treating me with a fool?
- THAT IS A CHILDISH PRANK.
- I AM NOT THE PERSON YOU MET IN ACCRA.
- I am being most amazed at the mobility of the money in boxes.
- I WAS BILLED US$18,500 FOR TRANSFER.
- THE MOST WONDERFUL THING OF ALL!
- You are being of a thickness approaching that of swine excrement.