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This woman is fixated on the Canadian Office...


From:Miss Deborah Williams
To :Manfred von Richthofen,
Sir,
How are you today?.Hope this email meets you in good health and high spirit.
Sir,i am just kind of worried that i have not heard update from you today.Sir,have you heard from the Canada office?.Have you sent the money to enable your fund release?.Please sir,kindly and urgently respond back to this email to enable have a relaxed mind.
Thanking you for your understanding and co-operation.
Regards,
Miss Deborah Williams


The Baron takes affront:

Mein liebschen,

Why is it that yesterday I was your 'darling' being but today I am only 'Sir'?

It is that you are hating me, is not not so?

Please be being honest with me.

Your distraught lover,

Manfred.

PS: I have from the Canadians not heard. But mein ears are still kaput from the plane crash!


His Princess replies with concillatory tones but...um...has he called the canadians?

From:Miss Deborah Williams
To :Manfred von Richthofen

Darling,

Sorry,i thought you do not like me calling you darling.Ofcourse,you know that you are my darling.I wanted you to respond back to that but you kept quiet.I therefore thought you do not like that.Please,forgive me.

Darling,please kindly work faster with the Canada office and comply with their request to enable us complete this project soonest.We do not have much time here to waste.

Thanking you for your understanding and co-operation.

Your princess

Miss Deborah Williams


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