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There is nothing for it, the Baron writes to Canada again.
Wanting to establish rapport, he writes in capitals.


MEIN LIEB SIRS,

YOU HAVE ABOUT MEIN EMAIL MOST QUIET BEEN.

I AM NOT WHETHER YOU ARE ME INSULTING CERTAIN BUT I AM BEING OF A MIND THAT IS IS NOT A BEHAVIOUR THAT I AM LIKING.

IF I HAVE THE TIME TAKEN TO THE PEERUNTGEPECKGESCREIBENMACHINEN USE I AM DOING IT BECAUSE I AM A REPLY WANTING.

MEINE LIEBE MISS WILLIAMS, LOVE OF MEIN LIFE UNT OF MEIN LOINS A THROBBING, IST ME EIN KLUTZ THINKING.

PLEASE BE HELPING ME TO INTO HER GOOD BOOKS GROVEL, INDEEDLICH INTO HER BED CANNIVE, BUT ME ASSISTING IN THE PROGRESSION OF MEIN RIGHTLY OWNERSHIP OF VASTLY INFLATED AMOUNTS OF NEONIGERIAN LOOT.

I AM FOR YOUR ANSWER MOST URGENTLY WAITING. UNT WAITING. UNT WAITING.

BE PROMPT. DANKE.

YOURS STERNLY ABER MIT EIN BOW,

MANFRED VON RICHTHOFEN,
AVIATOR ZUERST KLASSE.


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