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Curse you, Red Baron! - Der Verdampt Beaglehund
Last addition: March 2nd., 2005.
Somewhere in the outback of Australia, a young flyer receives a flyer, a fax message suggesting that a Miss Deborah Williams, a computer scientist, can help him get the money that is rightfully his from the bank vaults of Nigeria to his account.
I have put GoogleAds on the bottom of these letters. It is fun watching it struggle to find a theme to hang an ad onto.
If you enjoyed the letters please visit one of the advertised sites on your way out.
As I understand it, if I can get a group of people, roughly the size of the population of mainland China, to visit the advertised sites I will get enough money to buy a coffee (small, black, no sugar.) Fair compensation, some say. Thanks.
- I am Miss Deborah Williams...
- You are my predicament understanding I am sure.
- EVERY SINGLE CONTENTS OF THIS LETTER STANDS REAL,HONEST AND TRUTHFUL.
- Do you like flying Miss Williams?
- I LIKE FLYING AND WILL BE PLEASED TO RIDE WITH YOU.
- May I be so bold as to call you Deborah?
- Please,Please, Please sir, kindly co-operate...
- There is being one called the Sopwith Camel.
- You will NOT be required to travel to Canada.
- Is she being personally spacious?
- Is he being to giving your satisfaction?
- Maybe, you might be my kind of man to share my love with.
- Do you think that silent is the best option here?. I do not think so!!!
- Are your friends to me intentionally rude?
- Please, could you kindly explain?
- Please, endeavour to disturb them with calls and emails
- They have not replied most rudely.
- LOVE OF MEIN LIFE UNT OF MEIN LOINS A THROBBING
- Would I be with you lying?
- I MAKE THIS SOLEMN DECLARATION AND ENTER INTO FIRM UNDERTAKING...
- Mein visions of you are from sleep keeping me.
- I am that you have contacted me most pleased.
- I will like to know little about you also.
- Mein cockles are now cool being.
- An offshore Non-resident transit account
- Am I at my local bank to be using this?
- Please, could you kindly send me a picture of yourself?
- You are most rightly being correct.
- We will both make a perfect match.
- I am sure everything will be alright once he comes out of the coma.
- My spirit is with him all the way.
- Our transfer desk is unable to exercise the transfer.
- How are you today?
- Just temporary inconvenience.
- Health they say is wealth.
- I am thinking that it was ein sausage machine being.
- Please, have you heard from the Canada office?
- I am like a virgin in this deal.
- Please, mein leibchen, tell me about your fantasies.
- Of course, you know that you are my darling.
- I am of whipped cream thinking.
- I am being of the understanding that I must to you send some monies.
- Do you for a colour in condoms a preference have?
- To fell the real natural touches of your tiger.
- If I am to be into her knickers geslippen...
- Have a wonderful day.