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“Curse you, Red Baron!” - Der Verdampt Beaglehund

Last addition: March 2nd., 2005.

Somewhere in the outback of Australia, a young flyer receives a flyer, a fax message suggesting that a Miss Deborah Williams, a computer scientist, can help him get the money that is rightfully his from the bank vaults of Nigeria to his account.

I have put GoogleAds on the bottom of these letters. It is fun watching it struggle to find a theme to hang an ad onto.
If you enjoyed the letters please visit one of the advertised sites on your way out.
As I understand it, if I can get a group of people, roughly the size of the population of mainland China, to visit the advertised sites I will get enough money to buy a coffee (small, black, no sugar.) Fair compensation, some say. Thanks.

 
  1. I am Miss Deborah Williams...
  2. You are my predicament understanding I am sure.
  3. EVERY SINGLE CONTENTS OF THIS LETTER STANDS REAL,HONEST AND TRUTHFUL.
  4. Do you like flying Miss Williams?
  5. I LIKE FLYING AND WILL BE PLEASED TO RIDE WITH YOU.
  6. May I be so bold as to call you Deborah?
  7. Please,Please, Please sir, kindly co-operate...
  8. There is being one called the Sopwith Camel.
  9. You will NOT be required to travel to Canada.
  10. Is she being personally spacious?
  11. Is he being to giving your satisfaction?
  12. Maybe, you might be my kind of man to share my love with.
  13. Do you think that silent is the best option here?. I do not think so!!!
  14. Are your friends to me intentionally rude?
  15. Please, could you kindly explain?
  16. Please, endeavour to disturb them with calls and emails
  17. They have not replied most rudely.
  18. LOVE OF MEIN LIFE UNT OF MEIN LOINS A THROBBING
  19. Would I be with you lying?
  20. I MAKE THIS SOLEMN DECLARATION AND ENTER INTO FIRM UNDERTAKING...
  21. Mein visions of you are from sleep keeping me.
  22. I am that you have contacted me most pleased.
  23. I will like to know little about you also.
  24. Mein cockles are now cool being.
  25. An offshore Non-resident transit account
  26. Am I at my local bank to be using this?
  27. Please, could you kindly send me a picture of yourself?
  28. You are most rightly being correct.
  29. We will both make a perfect match.
  30. I am sure everything will be alright once he comes out of the coma.
  31. My spirit is with him all the way.
  32. Our transfer desk is unable to exercise the transfer.
  33. How are you today?
  34. Just temporary inconvenience.
  35. Health they say is wealth.
  36. I am thinking that it was ein sausage machine being.
  37. Please, have you heard from the Canada office?
  38. I am like a virgin in this deal.
  39. Pffenniggesnatchingtightsphincters!
  40. Please, mein leibchen, tell me about your fantasies.
  41. Of course, you know that you are my darling.
  42. I am of whipped cream thinking.
  43. I am being of the understanding that I must to you send some monies.
  44. Do you for a colour in condoms a preference have?
  45. To fell the real natural touches of your tiger.
  46. If I am to be into her knickers geslippen...
  47. Have a wonderful day.