Previous | Next
The reply (in capitals!) come back. Dead ball, just recognising that I hadn't sent bank details. Tsk! Tsk!
ATTN: PRINCESS TIKKA MASALA,
THIS IS TO ACKNOWLADGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR FAX CONCERNING YOUR CONTRACT PAYMENT.
YOUR ARE ADVISED TO FURWARD TO ME YOUR CONTRACT/BANKING INFORMATION FOR THE VERIFIOCATION OF YOUR CONTRACT CLAIM.
REV. DR. WILLIAM ORJI
NOTE: YOU CAN CALL ME AT ANY TIME OF THE DAY ON MY DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER 234-1-7761774
Very Good Sir,
I am being most embarrassed that I have been found forgetful to be sending you the required informations that you were so clearly asking.
The information you will be wanting is:
Bank: Commonwealth Bank of Australia
Account name: Channa Dahl Liberation Army Fighting Fund
BSB Number: 063-118
Account Number: 4552-7577
Would you be so kind as to be informing me of the very exact timeframe for the completion to this financial transaction? The dry season is progressing with alacrity and dust forwardly in my country and I must be sending armaments by the glorious freedom fighters of Channa Dahl.
May the serene Goddess Phluff be passing blessings upon your valencias.
I am with you most graciously,
Princess Tikka Masala.