Princess Tikka Masala

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Where Dr Alex is getting a bit eager for the money.


Dear Princess,
I have been expecting to receive the Western Union receipt this morning as you said. Try as much as possible to send itt immediately.

Send it to ONWUCHURUBA COSMAS WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER
LAGOS NIGERIA.
Test question: what fee
Ans: Certificate.

I await your speedy response now. Have you received the mail from my pretty wife, please explain. I await your urgent action.

Dr Alex


Princess Tikka tried to pawn some family jewellery:

My Goodly Dr Brother Franks,

I am being most assuredly confused.

This morning I was dispatching my trusty lieutenant, Rogan Josh, to the city with the emerald from my navels. It is being called the Green Eye of the Little Yellow God and it had been a loom to the heirs of my family since the sunrises of time.

He was to be going to the Western Union Office and to be sending it to you.

As he was being my faithful servant and was being most distinguished by the presences of his mind I am being most ruffled by his absence of body.

I must go and be looking for him.

I will be telling you what I find,

Your most distressed sister,

Tikka.


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