Princess Tikka Masala

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Where Dr Alex passes on the information for money transfer. Sort of.


Dearest precious sister,

Your mail came to me with thanks. I was very busy today in the office that is why I am replying late.

Neverthless, I will give you the name of my personal assistance here in the office send the money through this name: ONWUCHURUBA COSMAS, through Western Union Money Transfer, as soon as I receive it, I will send the information to the office concerned at the same time receive the Certificate on your behalf which I will fax to you for identification. Send the information through my mail immediately. I promise you everything is in control. I wish you the best of luck in your dormain.

I remain yours brother,

Alex.


Where Princess Tikka dispatches her lieutenant to Western Union.

My gracious brother,

I am thanking you for your thoughts.

I am dispatching my faithful lieutenant, Rogan Josh, to the Western Union office tomorrow. I am thinking that this will be a most special day.

Bless you once more dear brother. May Pubiclice, the Goddess of Social Misadventure, make genital itch the central focus of your waking hours.

Yours most affectionately,

Tikka.


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