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A fax is received from Dr. Tanko Ahmed, explaining the need for the Anti terrorist certificate.


It is long, in capitals and badly spelt. The relevant bit about the anti-terrorist certificate is:

YOU ARE HEREBY ADVISED TO GO AHEAD AND MAKE THIS PAYMENT OF $1,420 FOR YOUR ANTI-TERRORIST FUND CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE WHICH I PRESUME YOU SUPPOSE TO KNOW THE IMPORTANT OF THIS CLEARANCE TO YOUR CONTRACT SUM. THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU ARE A TERRORIST, BUT AFTER THE RECENT TRERRORIST ATTACK IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SO MANY FUND WHERE BEEN SIEZED AND FROZEN IN SOME COUNTRIES INCLUDING NIGERIA TERMING THE FUND TO BE TERRORIST SPONSORING FUND...ANY HUGE AMOUNT THAT IS BEEN TRANSFERRED FROM ONE COUNTRY TO THE OTHER MUST HAVE TO OBTAIN A FUND CLEARANCE ANTI-TERRORIST CERTIFICATE WHICH WILL SHOW THAT THE MONEY BEEN TRANSFERRED FROM ONE TO THE OTHER IS NOT A TERRORIST OR ILLEGAL FUND.


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