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Dr Alex says payment is imminent.
ATTN: Princess Tikka Masala,
YOUR EMAIL OF 30TH 2002 WAS ACKNOWLEDGE. I CONTACTED THE INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA, I WAS INFORMED THAT THE FORM WAS SENT TO YOU ON THE 27TH OF JULY MAY BE THERE WAS AN ERROR WITH THE NET SYSTEM.
WE HAD A BOARD MEETING YESTERDAY BECAUSE A SCHEDULED DATE OF REMITTANCE HAS BEEN ISSUED, FIFTEEN CONTRACTORS IS GOING TO RECEIVE THEIR FUND ON THE 12TH OF AUGUST 2002 WHICH YOUR PAYMENT IS AMONG. (Oh, yes!)
YOUR CONTRACT FILE WAS DISCUSSED THERE UPON AND THEY FOUND OUT THAT THERE IS NO ANTI-TERRORIST CERTIFICATE IN YOUR FILE AND THERE IS NO WAY FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA WILL RELEASE ANY FOREIGN CONTRACTORS FUND WITH OUT THIS CERTIFICATE. (Really? Why?)THAT IS WHY AM CONTACTING YOU WITH URGENCY TO FIND OUT IF YOU HAVE BEEN ISSUED SUCH BEFORE BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED THIS FUND FOR SO LONG. (The problem is, Alex me ol' son - sorry, brother - is that I receive one or two faxes every day from Nigerian hopefuls. Perhaps I just didn't recognise it as being from you.)
GET IN TOUCH WITH ME IMMEDIATELY SO THAT WE CAN CONTACT THE OFFICE CONCERN, BUT IF YOU HAVE IT IN YOUR POSSESSION INFORM SO THAT I WILL GIVE YOU A FAX NUMBER WHERE YOU CAN FAX TO US. (You know I haven't got it. That's why you haven't given me the fax number.)
ONCE MORE,I HAVE LET THEM KNOW THAT YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED THE FUND. THEY WILL RESEND IT TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. (You do that.)
OUR CORRESPONDENT BANK IN SOUTH AFRICA WILL CONTACT YOUR BANK AS SOON WE CONCLUDE ALL ARRANGEMENT HERE.
I AWAIT YOUR SPEEDY RESPONSE.
DR. ALEX (BROTHER) (Yo Bro!)