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Well, after a few weeks I have decided to send Princess Tikka away to a better place. She has reached the point where Mr Harty wants money and she cannot send it. As soon as she gets out of hospital he will ask again for the money. So "Good night Princess".

Rogan Josh passes on the sad news:

My Goodly Mr Harty,

I am being sadly required to be informing you that Princess Tikka Masala has shuffled beyond her mortal coils and has flown to her heavenly reward.

I am being required to be telling you this as a courtesy to her associates, of which you number atleast one.

The Princess is being due to be cremating to ashes and I am being required to be informing you not to be sending flowers.

Yours most sadly so,

Rogan Josh.

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