Princess Tikka is relieved.
My Goodly Mr Mbecki,
I am being awash with feelings that you have relieved in me.
I was indeed being preyed upon by suspicious thoughts that you were being too precious to deal with a mere womanly person such as my serene self.
Bless you, Thomas. How could I be doubting you?
Please be sending me confirmation details about the moneys needed and the address needed also. I have been having much problems with my computer and am looking in vain for your original message. (Basic delaying tactic.)
Bless you again Mr Mbecki. May Phlatulence, the wrinkle-nosed God of Social Leprosy, ensure that your lower colon is forever in ferment.
Yours most serenely,
Princess Tikka Masala.