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This sprang to unlikely life from a fax that seemed to originate from someone filtching my fax number from somewhere. It is, I think, an off-shoot of the J Cosmo Newbery - Charles Nujoma letters but rather than add to Cosmo's already crowded schedule I answered as a new company. Whoever sent the fax didn't seem to know who I was anyway.

  1. Opening gambit - I admire your patience and resilience
  2. Amorphous Lump & Gelatinous Goo
  3. Golden Security Company
  4. Proxies will not be granted access.
  5. The Lump Ensemble.
  6. Oiled ladies, live chickens and poodles in therapy
  7. Can this man be trusted?