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Zurich beckons:

Hello Dearie,

Why, I'd love to talk to the man in Switzerland. They wear leather knickers there, don't they? I reckon that would chaff something terrible.

I will most certainly bring my gnome. His name is Walter.

In a previous letter you said that I had to bring $7,800 but now it is only $7,000. Is this because of exchange rate fluctuations? Should I hurry before it goes up again or should I wait a while in the hope it will fall further?

I really am hopeless with phones Moses dear. My ears just aren't what they used to be. Evie says that the used to be my eyes but she is just being silly.

Yours sincerely,

Nora Lendeby (Miss)

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