A Gnome heads to Zurich:

Hello Dearie,

Me and Evie from up the road have just been having a couple of sherries so I am feeling just spiffing.

I have been informed that the shares have been sold but the clearance will not be through until Wednesday. I have booked a flight to Switzerland, leaving on Wednesday too. I am going to bring my gnome with me. It seems a right proper thing to be doing, don't you think?

I will collect the flight details tomorrow.

Divorced you say. That IS interesting. I will speak to you more about that later.

Yours happily,

Nora Lendeby (Miss).